Seriously? He didn't make the one in MOBILE ALAFREAKINBAMA!
Let it go man, that wasnt a real get together. Noone but you remembers me "not making it" so Im sorry you need me there to have a good time. And you feel the need to keep bringing it up.
Heres a map for yall's reference. This has been reviewed and approved by the Corp of Engineers.
Hell brother, I'm not even a Bama resident by that map.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
