Seriously? He didn't make the one in MOBILE ALAFREAKINBAMA!
Let it go man, that wasnt a real get together. Noone but you remembers me "not making it" so Im sorry you need me there to have a good time. And you feel the need to keep bringing it up.
Heres a map for yall's reference. This has been reviewed and approved by the Corp of Engineers.
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves...