I hate wearing a coat and tie. I haven't owned a suit in probably 12-13 years. I wore a sports coat to my uncle's funeral several weeks back and hated every minute of it. Before that, I hadn't worn one in over a year and that was to another funeral. I was going to surprise my wife for Easter by buying myself a new sports coat, as she really likes me to wear one. Well, I go in the store today, which I haven't been in a store that would even carry sports coats in years, to see what they have. crazy Holy Moly!!! Man are they proud of those things!! I wouldn't even try one on. Everything they had either looked like something my 72 year old dad would wear or something a girlie boy would wear. No way am I wearing one. Guess it'll be just a button up shirt for me again this year. I've told my wife she better not even bury me in one of those monkey suits.


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