I like a good ole embarrasing story every now and then. Here's mine. I downloaded what I thought was a really funny ringtone to my phone and kinda forgot about it. I went over to my neighbors house on my 4 wheeler to ask him about something. My neighbor is a really really religious and straight laced guy, home schools his kids etc. as we are sitting there talking I feel my phone vibrate in my back pocket and I say hold on a second, then this British butler type voice comes over my phone and says " someone is endeavoring to contact you, shall I tell them to fu** off?" I think I turned 50 shades of red. I immediately went home and deleted that ringtone. Keep em coming