No one can dispute your "does guarding the castle" and "rose petal of doe dispersal" theories because they are all in your head.
You are the master of metaphors though.
"Although many resources, such as food and cover, are increasing or stable during the fawning period for white-tailed deer, habitat and space for fawning are finite and may be important. Pregnant females become agonistic towards other deer, including relatives, around the time of parturition (Schwede et al. 1993; Jones et al. 1997). Ozoga et al. (1982) observed that all females in a captive herd isolated themselves and demonstrated territorial characteristics for several weeks at the time of parturition"
You have issues. My guess is you would start an argument with a rock, keep going until that rock finally wore away from weathering, and then claim victory.
I think its CTE from his high school RB glory days
