^^ That right there is #1

#2 is I'd fire anyone that would prefer to spend an extra 5 minutes in airports or airlines for any amount of money. Unless she's getting paid a few thousand dollars more for that 8 hours then she needs to be fired for stupidity, questionable character, possible insanity, and treason.

I am certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that woman puts sugar in her cornbread and whistles.