Y'all were right. Slick has absolutely no intention of being domesticated. In fact he was rather hostile about it. He was sunning on the deck and I went out the front and eased up on him. The house was behind him, I was in front, and he must not have liked me being in the way. I didn't get bit but it wasn't because he didn't try. Seems that Slick is a dick and he is a fast sob on top of that.