Originally Posted by Tracker
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
because I can see myself in your pants.

Me: My watch is psychic and it says you are not wearing any panties.
Her Well, your watch is incorrect.
Me Oh, forgot to tell you, the watch is 1 hour fast.


What do you say if she says the watch is right?


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”