I have a friend that was a legit sniper in the Marines. We were friends for a while before he told me he was a sniper.

I've met a few dozen "snipers" over the years at various gun stores.

One that I got the biggest kick out of was a few years ago at Simmons. This guy literally walked up to me and said he was a SEAL and a sniper for the Teams. I asked him who drove the boat. He gave me a puzzled look so I asked again, who drove the boat. He said he didn't understand. I said since everyone I meet that was in the Navy seems to be a SEAL....who the hell drives the boats and I turned and walked away. The guy behind the counter about pissed his pants laughing.


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