I have two huge scars on my right arm, one was from a 7.62x39, the other an enemy working dog that I killed. Best way to deal with them hand to hand sans weapons is to lift them and smash their skull on a hard surface like a busting a coconut. I guess to avoid my automatic reactions, I’ll be a stayin outta da mall.

I get paid pretty good for that injury since I’m missing a chunk of radial nerve and artery, plus the neurological surgeons have no earthly idea why I can still use my trigger finger and pick boogers with expert efficiency.