I came home for lunch yesterday. After I ate, I plopped down in my easy chair. My eyelids got heavy. I said to myself, OK, I’ll take 10. And I did.
My wife dozes off in her chair every night. I wake up 20-25 minutes later, look at her chair and go, ‘Dang, Mary must have gone up.’ I look outside and think, OMG, it’s daylight. Look down and think I’ve slept all night in my clothes and I was late for work. It took a second to dust off the cobwebs and realize I was on my lunch hour. It was strange. Hope that’s not Alzheimer’s or something.


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”