So Saturday I was installing a security camera system up at the cabin. I was in flip flops. I had to stand up on my toes to reach where I wanted one of the cameras. For some reason a yellow jacket decided that he wanted to fly in the space between my foot and my flip flop. Well, when I put my heel back down it felt like a red hot poker was shoved in the soft part of my foot. Of course I pulled my foot out to see what the hell was going on and found the dead yellow jacket. "Damn!"

Well now that sucker is itching so bad I want to take my pocket knife out and dig a hole in the bottom of my foot.

Yellow jackets are the Devil.