When I was 5 years old I tried to imitate my uncle when he stomped one, only I was barefoot. Worst sting of my life, by far. Much worse than a scorpion. The sting was on my big toe, but the pain was all the way up my leg and was most intense in my gluteus maximus (that's Latin for butt cheek grin). And none of this "gone in 30 minutes" stuff. That sucker hurt for hours--throb with your heartbeat kind of hurt. Orange and black is nature's way of saying "Don't tread on me."