And I can't tell you how many times I ask myself during a fishing day, "What's so fun about just riding a boat????" You look around everywhere and there's pontoons with blue hairs, and ski boats with 831 fraternity goobers, just riding around. You don't do that crap in your car!!! It's like, dang, is your life really that simpleton and boring that you've never been on a boat before? Like people lose their dang minds to just go ride on a boat. I guess I'm just spoiled that I've spent a lifetime on a boat, maybe I take it for granted, I don't know. I just don't tell the wife, "Hey, let's go jump in the car and ride down to the dam and back." She'd say, "What the heck for?" And that's EXACTLY what I think every time I see 10,974 pontoon boats just ridin' up and down the river. People just sitting there looking dumb, like they're on a child's Six Flags ride for the first time,


We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.