So I found a hairline crack in our most used toilet in the house.

I just went on Lowes and Home Depot to find a new family chair. The prices are all in the range of $100 to as much as I want to spend, but the options are psychotic.

I could buy a smart toilet, with fans, and air conditioning, that will report to my smart phone with an app. Heck, I could probably buy one that does fecal health analysis. I just want one that works and never gets stopped up.