Surely one of the GWs that's lurking on here can have a 'friend' in Monkeytown access your account and log the 'harvest' for you. Then, when you upgrade to a a real phone you can see what they did for you .
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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