Honey Lou Lou should have some suggestions on this.
Probably keeps the remote for the in his purse
The three of y'all are known to be no-count scoundrels and perVjerker is y'alls mangy ringleader.
Having gotten that out of the way:
#1 I have heard good things about the Milwaukee Heated stuff though I ain't used it. I don't wanna be tied to or worry about batteries.
#2 JohnnyLoco is correct (even a blind hog finds an akern every now and again).
I LOVE the Sherpa stuff from Drake, Rivers West, etc. But nothing will beat the Cabelas Whitetail Extreme Stuff for super cold sits but you gotta pack it in. I have an IWOM that is amazing too. For Alabama crazy cold to super hot in one day Get a moisture whicker as base, then go with a MERINO mid-layer (Ice breaker, Minus 33, First Lite etc.), then maybe a sherpa lined water proof outer layer.
#3 It's a Fanny Pack ((Just has a long strap )) and not a purse (you can't prove other wise.)
#4 Think I'll call Perch right now on the phone and cuss him out.