Ok. Come on over and let me practice on yours first. I know I could do it myself. I don't want to have to shave the damn thing off and start over after I get done doing it myself. I'm not a cheap bastard. I'm willing to pay a professional to do things that I don't know how to, am not especially skilled at, or simply don't want to do. I'm a plumber by trade and I make a nice part of my living from people watching YouTube videos and then f'ing up there plumbing.

Does anybody have a recommendation for a barber who has a lot of experience trimming beards located somewhere in 35242 or close by?

I don't know why it's so hard to get a simple answer to a simple question on here sometimes.