Is it time to give up on football and go on over to soccer?
Pros:
No helmets
No shoulder pads
No thigh and girdle pads
No goal posts.
Less lining of the field
Violent collisions less often
Unrealistic expectation fans gone
Coaches cost less
Cons:
It’s communism
Cards instead of flags
Hooligan fans
No gazzillian player roster means less title nine requirements. Sorry bout that lady’s bowling and archery
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