was guiding a customer one time and had a rough time locating a bird the first day, on the second day I finally found a bird for the guy and withing 45 mins he was standing behind the man drumming at 10 yards. Finally after what felt like forever, the bird strutted to the left of the hunter, who I thought knew the bird was there because he had been drumming behind him for roughly 10 minutes. As the bird starts to make his way out in front of the customer, the man rolls over onto his knees and starts taking a piss as the turkey runs off putting. Frustrated as I could be walking up to the hunter, my head almost exploded when he turned to look at me and I realized he had ear plugs in and couldn't hear a thing


"All is fair in love, War and Turkey Hunting"