Please do. I'll be honest... I was raised by an old farm girl who cut up chickens to fry. The pully bone was always my favorite. I'm pretty quick on the draw with a comment, and I've spent untold hours with fellas with the gift of the gab, but that one is one of the most impressive I've ever heard.

P.S... Change your avatar and don't tell him your name so we can watch you mess with the old man.