I watched the Pre-Olympic Show with Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir tonight. Johnny makes Tom Brady’s wife look butch. He’s the former figure skater who married a Commie Russian gerbil rancher guy but got divorced over catfights they had. Johnny’s hair is a copy of Marge Simpson’s and his lisp is accentuated by his limp wristed mannerisms. I was looking forward to watching the Olympics, but if this turd burglar does the broadcasts, I’ll pass.


Jesus saves,but Moses invests