Originally Posted By: whack-n-stack
If I had to pull a Roy Moore, and rank grocery stores by most attractive women likely to wear yoga pants in Tuscaloosa they would be

1) Fresh Market

2) Any Publix

3) Northport Windixie(s)

4) Target

5) northport walmart


You need to fix that to "most likely to look good in yoga pants." I see more yoga pants in Walmart and Dollar General, but they all look like cottage cheese in a garbage bag.