Speaking of. Years ago at a titty bar, a buddy of mine who was hammered drunk said, verbatim, "That looks like a tater tot" and flicked this ole girls nipple hard as hell. She didn't find it no where near as funny as I did.
Crap! Now my wife is wondering what I'm laughing at. Not really the kind of thing you share with the Mrs.
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