Turkey hunting in its purist form is the pursuit of a turkey with the intent of killing the bird. However, the circumstances surrounding the killing of said bird are governed by a set of rules that are so formalized, individualized, arbitrary and excepted that even the most versed of individuals would be unable to commit them to written logic. Perhaps in the future a new medium of communication will emerge. Until then, turkey hunting can only be understood and not defined.


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