So called buddy:
The piano is upstairs by the gunsafe, but we'll have to get the pool table out of the way first. I'll try to have the pool took down by time you get here. Do you have any hand trucks or dollies? The little woman will go to McDonald's to get us some lunch when we're ready for it.

Me:
Um, uh, uh, oh yeah, my truck wont start. I think it's the discombobulation, synchronizer um, module thingy. Parts won't be in until next month. Good luck with the move. Bye.