Went in there several years ago to buy a Benelli SBE2.....had a pocket full of hundreds. Couldn't find someone to help me out for the longest time. Finally the jackass at the counter asked what he could help me with and I asked to see the gun. He paused and sighed heavily and got the gun down and handed it to me. As I was looking it over and shouldered it a couple of times, he asked if I was done tire kicking or something to that effect. Showed him the wad of hundreds, told him to kiss my ass and ended up buying a gun from Simmons.

If I ever turned the local news on one morning and there's a story that Marks Outdoors is currently on fire, I would take a day of PTO, drive all the way to Bham, just so I could stand in the parking lot and point and laugh while it burns to the ground.

Simmons is the way to go and it's not even close.


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft