Originally Posted By: Big Game Hunter
Step 1. Hold them at gun-point with the safety off.
Step 2. Kick them in the balls over and over and over and over.
Step 3. Break at least one knee and one elbow.
Step 4. Kick them in the balls over and over and over and over.
Step 5. Call LEO's and tell them that you found an injured hunter and please send paramedics.
Step 6. Kick them in the balls over and over and over and over until you hear sirens.
Step 7. Go get back into your stand and hope that the LEO's, Paramedics, and sirens will run a deer past your stand.



One of the best pieces of advices one could receive.