For Christmas this year, my wife has offered to give me one of the following and I just can't decide.

1. A guided hunt in the mountains of Pelham, Alabama (right on the shoulder of I-65 actually)
2. A five-year subscription to Carp Calendar along with a gift certificate to Carpfish Haven (a favorite local fried fish place)
3. A class on deer hunting from pro-staff member Timber2. It includes how to really scout for the big ones on public land and a sticker for my truck that says "Timber2 Certified".
4. Stock in the Deer View Mirror company.
5. A swift kick in the nads if she catches me watching any more deer hunting shows on our one and only television.
6. 575 dozen arras

Hmmmmm . . . They all sound pretty good.

Last edited by Vernon Tull; 12/08/16 10:03 AM.