with some folks the only way to get the point across is a bomb.

I have a friend that has a house near Leeds, with a nice lake out front. He had a huge Confederate battle flag flying across the lake from the road, someone stole it one night. Owner bought another one, ran it up the pole and put a bank style dye bomb at the base of the pole. Couple nights later...BOOM...wasn't too hard to id the bright green wanna be thief......