Some common sumbitch has stole my hitch. Imagine my surprise when I backed truck up to hook up to boat and nothing to hook too. I guess it could have fallen out but I've never known one to. I'm going to buy a lock tomorrow. Like Festus said in gunsmoke, I didn't say I'd been robbed. I said it 'pears like I been robbed.

“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”