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Not photoshopped...there are actually several similar pics, and a lot of other fairly compelling evidence that "she" is a "he". There are scientifically established parameters for gauging gender based on ratios of size between certain parts of the anatomy, and every single one of them indicates Michelle Obama is male. A man's shoulders are 3X the width of his head, while a woman's shoulders are something on the order of 2.4X, say 2.5X the width of her head. A woman's ring finger and index finger are the same length, while a man's ring finger is markedly longer (up to 10%!) than his index finger. Ever notice there are no pictures of them with the children when the children were babies? It's because "she" didn't have them. Ol' Barry himself even slipped up once while giving a speech and referred to "her" as Michael. Now granted, Michael and Michelle are masculine and feminine versions of the same name, but NOBODY in the history of ever has ever accidentally referred to his wife by a masculine name!...an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's name, maybe, but not a guy's name!


rofl

She ... er, "he" ... must have a darn good supply of military-grade duct tape to strap that sucker down under all those tight dresses all the time.

Last edited by Clem; 05/04/16 02:58 PM.

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