So far, I think the number of people who have actually used Mike's services, and participated in this complaining session, is either zero, or zero zero.

I think the number of fellow trackers who kept their comments completely positive is either zero or near zero.

The category of people who have been butt-hurt non stop whining are ... competing trackers.

Amount of butt hurt whining from Mike: zero or near zero

To me that kind of frames up who's who here.