Maybe the poop in a scrape is kind of like negative user feedback, along the lines of 0-1 star Amazon reviews.

"He just jumped on me with no foreplay. Wham. Bam. But no 'thank you mam'."

"Dude, don't bother. I had to chase and chase and chase her. Took forever and I can't believe I passed up those other gals for her. Then she wanted to cuddle and nuzzle afterwards. And now she won't stop calling me asking when I'm going to take her out to dinner next."