I just called Uncle Nick and he said he was gonna take your advice. Nick said he's getting older and doesn't get to go to practice as much any more because he likes hanging out at home with Miss Terry. He said he only goes to practice on Thursdays and that's just to get the Managers to wash his car so he doesn't actually get to see the players practice. Nick also said that the reason that Bateman worked with the receivers all Spring is because he's such an outstanding f-ing quarterback. Nick said the reason Bateman hit the MTSU defensive back between the numbers with one of his shitty passes was because he wanted the DB to intercept the ball so he(Bateman) could show off his speed and "run that sumbitch down".