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Re: is corn to blame?
[Re: poorcountrypreacher]
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07/06/15 07:49 AM
07/06/15 07:49 AM
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When I am appointed the Turkey Czar, putting out corn will be a hanging offense. I don't know how much that would really help turkey populations, but I think it would help a little, so I'll do it. I'll implement a program that rebates landowners $500 for each acre planted in chufa - now that will really help the turkeys. Other parts of my platform will be $100 bounties on all the critters that eat turkeys, and a one-a-day limit on spring gobblers all over the country. And one special turkey license for $20 will cover the whole country. And killing a hen at any time is another hanging offense. Decoys will be illegal, but not a hanging offense; only a long prison term. I'll pay for everything by outrageous taxes on Yankees. We will have more turkeys than can be imagined. And its so simple.  I'll vote for you, if there is an election.
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