A little boy walks in to the livingroom one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.

“Where does poo come from?” he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says, “Well you know how we just ate breakfast?”


“Yes,” answers the boy.

“Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our butt when we go to the bathroom, and that is poo.”

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks, “And tigger?”

I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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