A long time back My Dad and I were drinking beer and driving back roads one afternoon and we came up on a truck you could see from the road. It looked stuck so Dad stopped and got out he could see someone in it so he hollered and asked if they needed help. I heard a woman laugh and this ole boy said "Naw man I think I got it". I had beer coming out my nose.


One day the right woman will come along and the next thing you know you'll be wearing her underwear!