So I got up at 4am and jumped in the shower. Apparently my wife unlocked the front door because her friend was coming over to go running since they are training for a marathon. I'm sitting here on the couch and I hear the front door open and a person saying shhhhh to my dog. I sneak around the corner ready to blow someone to hell and back and see her friend standing there. That will get the blood pumping early in the morning.


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