Originally Posted By: hgmike
Only good thing ever clear is good for is hunch punch.


Bingo.

I drank some Everclear when I was about 17. The sweetest girl ever, we will call her "Lucy", was at the party. Lucy was a big girl and the Chaplain at our high school. I got her to show me her boobs. When she pulled those big sumbitches out I blurted out, "Dammit Lucy! You could feed Birmingham for a week!" She started crying and I haven't touched Everclear since.

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