Yall may have heard this one, but....

There was a blond lady cop who pulled over a blond lady driver one day.

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?

Driver: No.

Cop: you were speeding. I need to see your license.

Driver: Huh?

Cop: Your driver's license! Small... Square.... Has your picture on it!

Driver: oooohhhh ya, my license! ( she digs out her makeup mirror and hands it to the cop)

Cop: oh, I'm sorry. I didnt know you were a cop, you're free to go.


Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?