Originally Posted By: GomerPyle
I once sent a dirty joke to my MOM...it was intended for a buddy but their numbers were next to each other in my contact list and I hit the wrong one.

"How is a vagina like the weather? When it gets wet outside, its time to come inside."


As soon as I sent it I knew I forked up. I called her immediately hoping to catch her before she opened it. I was going to have her take her phone to dad and him delete it before she saw it. But when she answered she simply said "OH. MY. GOD........"

it was too late


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft