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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Driveby]
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02/14/14 04:22 AM
02/14/14 04:22 AM
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Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 23,155 All Over
Dustin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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All Over
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I've been seen in public with Mangler. I was once seen in public with Delmer, Driveby and Mangler. If Riverrat and Brent hadn't been there also I never would have mentioned it.
Don't let life get in the way of living
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#862657
02/14/14 04:24 AM
02/14/14 04:24 AM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,280 Walker county
Driveby
Doing the best I can.
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Doing the best I can.
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Walker county
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Oh and I can't forget......3Toe, Doekiller, and myself have seen Rebelpiper's hairy butt.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: josht101]
#862668
02/14/14 04:30 AM
02/14/14 04:30 AM
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 33,437 Your mom’s house
doekiller
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 33,437
Your mom’s house
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Oh and I can't forget......3Toe, Doekiller, and myself have seen Rebelpiper's hairy butt. That's not embarrassing, that's disturbing. No, that is hairy
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#862673
02/14/14 04:37 AM
02/14/14 04:37 AM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,280 Walker county
Driveby
Doing the best I can.
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Doing the best I can.
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Walker county
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Me, Shaw, and Delmer were in Metropolis, IL shooting an ASA archery tournament. After shooting all day we went to eat at a steak house across the river in Paducah, KY. I was worn out and dog tired. While waiting for a table I decided to go to the restroom. Being as tired as I was I didn’t pay attention to the signs. You guessed it. I did my business and as I was washing my hands a young lady walks in, smiles at me, and proceeds to wash her hands beside me. I just looked at her and said, “Oh sh**”. She started laughing and I walked out. To make matters worse, when we got a table, she was our waitress. The only thing that made it better was what she said to Shaw. The booths had high seats and she walks by, looks at Shaw, and says, “My feet swing like that when I sit in those too”.
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#862682
02/14/14 04:47 AM
02/14/14 04:47 AM
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Joined: May 2000
Posts: 4,573 Petal,MS,USA
SFC3
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 4,573
Petal,MS,USA
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...Ive had so many incidents like these in my life...couple no way in hell would I share...I do remember one time I was a dog and pony show All Branch at the MS Gulf Coast Coliseum...Army, Navy, Marines, USAF gig...dress Blues, whole 9 yards...big flag ceremony...and the 'urge' fell on me like a 2000# GBU...our pantson the old blues were like overalls...I was at the double time, headed to the john, jacket coming off...suspenders un-buttoned holding them up with one hand...I pushed open the door of the bathroom...and there were about 10 USAF chicks in various stages of undressing...oops...ladies room... I remember them pointing at me later...I just walked by and winked and said said..."hello ladies...nice to see you again" Thank God the mens was only like 20 yards away...if had been 21...I wouldnt have made the show...
Grumpy Old MS Bastage
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/14/14 04:56 AM
02/14/14 04:56 AM
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Posts: 6,726 Selma
odocoileus
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Probably the time I was the most embarrassed, no one knew about it. I hope. I was working at a hardware store one summer and while back in the warehouse I cut one loose. It wasn't a fart as I assumed. I'm standing there wandering what to do, knowing I have a nice brown wet spot. So I tell my boss I had to run home and get something for school to turn in ASAP. I run out to my truck, put the key in the door to unlock it and just as the knob pops up the key breaks, in the lock. I stand there in horror in the front parking lot of this place, hoping no one shows up. I find a pair of hemostats in my tackle box and get the piece of key out. I come up with the idea of piecing the key together in the key machine and cutting a new one. Only problem is the key machine was right in front of the counter. Looking around my backseat, I find a sweatshirt and tie it around my waist, with it hanging over and covering up my accident. I cruise back in the store, sporting a sweatshirt in 100 degree Alabama heat, cut me a key and all is merry.
This next one happened to my ex girfriend. Me and some buddies, and her and some of her friends went down to one of the guy's vacation house on the GA coast. Well about 15 minutes before we get there, she looks at me with a concerned look and says "I have to go to the bathroom, BADLY". So we get there and she high tails it in. Bout 10 minutes later, we're all outside getting the boat ready to put in, and she pulls me aside and says there is a problem. Says the toilet won't flush. "I went in there and flushed it to make sure it would work and now it won't, oh my God you have to do something!". Immediately I know the culprit, and walk upstairs and turn the water on and tell her when you quit hearing water running, try her again. The fact that she gave the toilet the ole confidence flush and got punked makes me laugh to this day.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/14/14 05:23 AM
02/14/14 05:23 AM
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rst87
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I read this while in a Dr office. People probably think I am crazy. I was jerking and shaking from laughing so hard. And had tears coming out..
"Life is hard; It's harder if you're stupid" John Wayne
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/14/14 09:01 AM
02/14/14 09:01 AM
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Posts: 1,557 St. Clair County
Farmer Brown
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I did not do this. I repeat, It was not me. A guy gets out on a pier on Logan Martin Lake while fishing a bass tourney at night. He does a number two on the guys pier and drops his billfold onto the pier and doesn't know it. This story didn't end well.
Last edited by Farmer Brown; 02/14/14 09:01 AM.
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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02/14/14 09:30 AM
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Posts: 28,989 Fosters, Alabama, USA
Shaw
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So that's how you got the handle Farmer Brown.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: Driveby]
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02/14/14 09:44 AM
02/14/14 09:44 AM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,956 Round ‘bout there
Clem
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Mildly Quirky
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Posts: 51,956
Round ‘bout there
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The booths had high seats and she walks by, looks at Shaw, and says, “My feet swing like that when I sit in those too”. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
#863120
02/14/14 10:07 AM
02/14/14 10:07 AM
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oakachoy
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12 point
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Funny stuff, I have been recently moving Mama. She has a Toyota Rav4 and the battery was dead. The clicker would not open the door where I could jump it off. Anyway, I go to Mom and ask for the key to open the door to gain access to the battery and she does not have a key (pretty new Yota) So, I chalk it up to the move and stuff still not settled. Took her bar code and clicker to the Yota place in Auburn and tell them the story, this young lady says let me see the clicker, so I start telling her it's not the batteries in the clicker it's the vehicle! she smiles pushes a little button on the side of the clicker and pulls the key out What can I say...
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country. He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Re: Embarrassing stories
[Re: tfd1224]
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10/02/14 04:17 AM
10/02/14 04:17 AM
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Posts: 2,236 Foley, AL
Vulkanman
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This didn't happen to me, but it's hilarious. Ed C. was raised on a dairy farm & as a young teen he made an amazing discovery about certain curiosities of newly weaned calves while taking a leak one day. He was in a barn enjoying his new friend's talents when his dad came in & caught him, he froze, the calf wouldn't stop & his dad went literally to his knees in laughter. He had to think of something so Ed yells at him "you just go ahead & laugh while this thing eats me up!" He spent about half an hour trying to convince his dad that he was innocent & that he'd been attacked by the calf, then the rest of the day begging him not to tell his mother.
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