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Aldeer story time........
#683148
09/19/13 05:10 AM
09/19/13 05:10 AM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,303
Walker county
Driveby
OP
Doing the best I can.
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OP
Doing the best I can.
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,303
Walker county
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It has been a while since we had Aldeer story time. Any of you that have been around any amount of time know how this works. The rest of you will catch on.
Saturday Rocket62 was wearing his pink spandex biker shorts and flip flops while walking his golden retriever when........
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683150
09/19/13 05:15 AM
09/19/13 05:15 AM
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Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
Bowhunter84
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 16,156
Alabaster
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Someone stopped to ask him if he wanted to buy 575 duzun arras that costed a whole lot...
"Just remember a gobbler has to win every time, you only have to win once"
BC
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Bowhunter84]
#683157
09/19/13 05:21 AM
09/19/13 05:21 AM
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 25,177
Guntersville, AL
IDOT
I am Cornholio
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I am Cornholio
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 25,177
Guntersville, AL
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He said he was interested, but he hadn't brought his wallet due to his tight pink shorts. Then he saw Tider with Trox's mom and.....
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: IDOT]
#683171
09/19/13 05:35 AM
09/19/13 05:35 AM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
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she was begging Tider not to put anymore pop-knots on her poor mixed breed baby boy's head. She already wondered how a stud caucasian white man and supple, olive skinned beauty as herself had created such a hunch backed, knuckle dragging.....
Last edited by tiderbd; 09/19/13 05:37 AM.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683174
09/19/13 05:38 AM
09/19/13 05:38 AM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,996
Round ‘bout there
Clem
Mildly Quirky
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Mildly Quirky
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,996
Round ‘bout there
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union man. After pondering that for a bit ...
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683183
09/19/13 05:46 AM
09/19/13 05:46 AM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,303
Walker county
Driveby
OP
Doing the best I can.
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OP
Doing the best I can.
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,303
Walker county
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They decided there was a mix up at the hospital and their baby had been swapped with that of a Japakoreanese family. Meanwhile, Dustin was trying to decide which flip flops with Sworavskyi crystals on the straps he wanted. He opted for.....
The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683189
09/19/13 05:52 AM
09/19/13 05:52 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,621
Mobile,AL
jsh1904
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,621
Mobile,AL
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stilleto heels and snake chaps so he could head into the woods to hunt using his illegally obtained depredation permit from the DCNR. He was climbing a tree (with no harness) when he looks down and sees...
Last edited by jsh1904; 09/19/13 05:52 AM.
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683197
09/19/13 05:58 AM
09/19/13 05:58 AM
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Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 17,207
Huntsville, AL
Claims Rep.
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 17,207
Huntsville, AL
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a black panther sniffing a clorox stump...
Jesus... I hope you know Him personally like I do.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Proud crossbow hunter!
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: jsh1904]
#683199
09/19/13 06:00 AM
09/19/13 06:00 AM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,859
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
leroycnbucks
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,859
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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And a hunter with a huge head scouting for turkeys and he yelled...
Last edited by leroycnbucks; 09/19/13 06:00 AM.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: timbercruiser]
#683206
09/19/13 06:03 AM
09/19/13 06:03 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,621
Mobile,AL
jsh1904
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 6,621
Mobile,AL
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They all jumped on their bicycles and rode to Idots house. When they got there him & bill were...
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683208
09/19/13 06:05 AM
09/19/13 06:05 AM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 22,264
Mayberry
Brent
Administrator
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Administrator
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 22,264
Mayberry
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putting on their Crocs to take their pitbulls to Lowe's when they looked out the window and saw...
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Brent]
#683213
09/19/13 06:08 AM
09/19/13 06:08 AM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
Used to be TiderBD
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Used to be TiderBD
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 15,547
Panhandle Florida
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the huge headed turkey scouter licking Idots truck window. He was writing something on the window with his tongue. It said, "My name is Yekrut and......
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683217
09/19/13 06:13 AM
09/19/13 06:13 AM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 22,264
Mayberry
Brent
Administrator
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Administrator
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 22,264
Mayberry
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opinions don't costed nothing.
"How in the hell did you get to be a moderator?"...Skinny
God Bless Nick Saban!
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Re: Aldeer story time........
[Re: Driveby]
#683221
09/19/13 06:16 AM
09/19/13 06:16 AM
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Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 7,900
Huntsville AL
Rocket62
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 7,900
Huntsville AL
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but Driveby was staring at Rocket's pink spandex and salivating indicating his opinion was "Yummy!"
I don't want to pass quietly into the night. I want to slide in sideways kickin and screamin
Life really is awesome ... Soak it up while you can ...
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