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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: wew3006]
#566990
04/01/13 02:48 PM
04/01/13 02:48 PM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 8,377
Gulfcrest
bigt
OP
14 point
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OP
14 point
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 8,377
Gulfcrest
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Where did that one come from? My club in Mobile county. He was sunning on a sandy road.
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#566992
04/01/13 02:49 PM
04/01/13 02:49 PM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,964
Round ‘bout there
Clem
Mildly Quirky
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Mildly Quirky
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,964
Round ‘bout there
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Boots might just make that one giggle. Good grief.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#570738
04/07/13 01:43 PM
04/07/13 01:43 PM
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Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,627
Clanton
Turkey_neck
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 14,627
Clanton
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Definitely a trophy a lot of folks can eat on him.
Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#574162
04/12/13 12:32 PM
04/12/13 12:32 PM
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Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 10,618
Central, Al
Bustinbeards
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 10,618
Central, Al
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Killed at night over corn on Jim walter land while riding the roads drinking beer....
Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
Well, the way I see it is there's just too many assholes
On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here. On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#574187
04/12/13 01:12 PM
04/12/13 01:12 PM
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,217
alabama
BhamFred
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,217
alabama
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I've posted this pic before, but not the whole story..  this Timber Rattlesnake bit me while turkey hunting in 82 er so while I was trying to get in front of a running and gobbling bird. In open hardwoods. I threw up couple of times right after the hit. Got off with a light, mostly dry, bite. Had minimal swelling and redness. Two days later I entered the "Valley of the Snake" after the same bird. I got nauseated upon entering the flat where I got bit. I left the bird. Couple of days later I was working him and a black snake crawled across my leg. I miss judged the range and at the shot the bird jumped, went back to strutting. It wasn't that far a misjudge either before you smart arses chime in.... A few days later I called him off the roost to 25 steps, centered the bead on his head and fired. I have no idea where the bird went, no dead bird, no run off, mo fly off. Damn ground opened up and Satan took him down. I guess. I quit hunting that spot. A year later I mounted the snake, coiled up, ready to strike. Finished late at night so I put the mounted snake on the TV to dry and went to bed. Several hours later I dreamed "The Snake" crawled down off the TV, came to my bedroom and crawled up on my chest as I slept. In the dream I opened my eyes and the snake bit me in the face. It scared me so bad I woke up. In a sweat. Lights out. Can't see where the damn snake went. Ain't putting my foot down either. Finally jump to the wall switch and cut the lights on. Snake is still on the TV...... I carry him out to the truck, put him on the front seat and LOCK THE DAMN DOORS. Back to be. Sons of Satan, that snake and that gobbler. True story...
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: gobblebox]
#574249
04/12/13 03:32 PM
04/12/13 03:32 PM
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Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 11,782
Huntsville
JUGHEAD
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 11,782
Huntsville
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I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey X2!
"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#574277
04/12/13 04:03 PM
04/12/13 04:03 PM
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,217
alabama
BhamFred
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 36,217
alabama
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bullshitt...internet bravado.......
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: March15]
#574344
04/12/13 05:52 PM
04/12/13 05:52 PM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,835
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
leroycnbucks
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,835
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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I'd crawl over one like that to get to a turkey  That's what I'm talking about!! What? Hellllll No! I would definitely take a detour.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Re: This is why i do not turkey hunt!!!
[Re: bigt]
#577200
04/17/13 05:14 PM
04/17/13 05:14 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 4,172
Trussville, Al
Jpipererp
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 4,172
Trussville, Al
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I would be levitating off the damn ground from the multiple shotgun blasts in that no shoulders direction.
Bass Bandito
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