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Does anyone know any midgets? #555464
03/14/13 03:23 PM
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Mobile Alabama
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...or have a midget friend? I think it would be awesome to hang out with one. How cool would it be to hook them up with a really big fish or watch em get pulled off the dock trying to hold the boat?

I think one could make a profitable business renting or leasing them for a day to hang out with you. I would pay a few dollars to hang out with a midget for the day or take them out horse back riding or something. I would be more than entertained just sitting on the patio all day with some sweet tea watching him jump on the trampoline.


This is not meant to be crude or disrespectful, I think they friggin ROCK.

Last edited by TChunter; 03/14/13 03:25 PM.

On the Eighth day God created flounder.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555471
03/14/13 03:31 PM
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Do you do anything useful?


Never Trust Government

"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555472
03/14/13 03:31 PM
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chilton co.
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Racist

Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555473
03/14/13 03:31 PM
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My girlfriend wants one,said it would be cool to have one.


So weird.

99% of the world wipes their ass with it and the barn calls it tradition. Dustin
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: Skinny] #555476
03/14/13 03:32 PM
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Skinny, I like to think of myself as a bit of a philosopher or big thinker. grin

Last edited by TChunter; 03/14/13 03:34 PM.

On the Eighth day God created flounder.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555478
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chilton co.
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I think shaws for rent.

Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: Skinny] #555479
03/14/13 03:35 PM
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You bring up a great point. How do you feel about it Shaw? Can you shoot a 3.5" turkey load?


On the Eighth day God created flounder.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555480
03/14/13 03:39 PM
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Guntersville, AL
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We were taking about little dwarf people at work one day and how you never see them. THAT same day I stopped by Publix to get some grocerys. I look up and saw this arm dropping my grocerys in the buggy. It was a black little dwarf people dude...took all I had to keep from saying "AH HELL" grin

Last edited by IDOT; 03/14/13 03:54 PM. Reason: Midget was offensive

Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555484
03/14/13 03:45 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
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They'll bite you in the Junk if you ain't careful.


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: quailman] #555485
03/14/13 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By: quailman
They'll bite you in the Junk if you ain't careful.


So will TC and he's full size!!

Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555486
03/14/13 03:51 PM
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The politically acceptable term is little person or dwarf. The term midget is considered offensive.

Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555491
03/14/13 03:57 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
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Never been to a little person wrasslin match. laugh


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: trox28] #555494
03/14/13 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By: trox28
Originally Posted By: quailman
They'll bite you in the Junk if you ain't careful.


So will TC and he's full size!!

laugh


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555499
03/14/13 04:13 PM
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Oxford, AL
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-FUN-SIZED-

Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555501
03/14/13 04:23 PM
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Etowah County
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I dated a Korean midget when I was stationed at Osan, I was nuts over her. She was cool, but was all up in my business.

Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555503
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mobile,ala
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does dick chaney count ?


been hunting 55 years. a little slower but much wiser . laws are for outlaws not sportsmen. respect the land and the wildlife !
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: trox28] #555511
03/14/13 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By: trox28
I think shaws for rent.

He's cheap too.


The true mark of a man is not how he conducts himself during times of prosperity, but how he conducts himself during times of adversity.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555517
03/14/13 05:36 PM
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We got one runs around saraland on a bicycle, he went to school with my wife's best friend . He is a perv and has a crush on her , he has stalked her around walmart . You could probably get him ,just sit on hwy 43 between celeste and 158 he'll come by soon enough.

Last edited by slanddeerhunter; 03/14/13 05:38 PM.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555523
03/14/13 06:02 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
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Most of the ones I've ever seen look really pissed. Not sure if it's because they're little people, or how hard it is to find good fitting jeans.


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Does anyone know any midgets? [Re: TChunter] #555526
03/14/13 06:15 PM
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Tulsa Oklahoma is loaded with 'em, I bet you'd need to hire them tho, leasing & such got outlawed a while back.


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