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Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088121
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Ok. Well... good talk then. grin




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Thing is, they may try and ACT like they are giving you some special prize. However, the truth is they want this deal to happen as much or more than you. Just make sure there's no "JODY" snoopin' around. And if you do them just right.....they'll follow you around like a 3 month old Puppy!!

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088194
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In before this thread turns into a religion debate...



rofl


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Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Coosa1] #4088195
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Originally Posted by Coosa1
Originally Posted by Pwyse
I don’t think it’s about which one is more challenging. It’s just about which one you enjoy more. Both will be there tomorrow.


Yeah but I can lay it down on my ol lady 365 days of the year, turkey season only lasts like a month and a half.

Well if that’s true for you I’d do both.

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: trailertrash] #4088202
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Originally Posted by trailertrash
In before this thread turns into a religion debate...



rofl




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We dont rent pigs
Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: trailertrash] #4088285
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Originally Posted by trailertrash
In before this thread turns into a religion debate...



rofl



Taylor swift aint got any (.) (.)


Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088310
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If he gobbling good - i going after him. I dont get many chances at a good gobbling turkey - very rare. I get the other


Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088311
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Then celebrate with the wife later 🤣🤣😀👀


Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self
We need prayer for our country now more than ever
Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Goatkiller] #4088333
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Originally Posted by Goatkiller
Wife's like this:

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...going Turkey hunting.... must be ghey or something? Hail with that.... I'll figure out how to get out there later.


For the record, I agree. Ain’t no way in hail I’d walk away from a voluptuous set of boobs to go out in the woods with a buncha dudes.
I’ve been looking at boobs since I was 14 years old and never not once have I ever thought “this is getting boring” or “wow I wish I was doing something besides looking at these titties”….even the worst looking set I’ve ever seen looked pretty good

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088343
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Say what y’all want but titties is titties and tail is tail. I ain’t saying I’ve ever had a bad piece but they’re all relatively the same and attached to the same beast. On the other hand, every turkey hunt is a new adventure.

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: CNC] #4088352
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Originally Posted by CNC
Originally Posted by trailertrash
In before this thread turns into a religion debate...



rofl




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And what exactly does the bible say about that? Im all ears......

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Coosa1] #4088392
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Originally Posted by Coosa1

Say what y’all want but titties is titties and tail is tail. I ain’t saying I’ve ever had a bad piece but they’re all relatively the same and attached to the same beast. On the other hand, every turkey hunt is a new adventure.


GHEY

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: jmudler] #4088474
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Originally Posted by jmudler
Originally Posted by trailertrash
In before this thread turns into a religion debate...



rofl



Taylor swift aint got any (.) (.)


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Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088476
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Real turkey hunter here. 65 years old ain’t no way I am missing a gobbling turkey

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: kyles] #4088526
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Originally Posted by kyles
Real turkey hunter here. 65 years old ain’t no way I am missing a gobbling turkey


Watch out for the juju making statements like that!!

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088555
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I think you guys are missing the real question here!

He already has her tied up......so he can go turkey hunting and then return to have some fun knowing she won't go anywhere!

The real question is once you have tied her up, left her to go hunting, then return and have some fun.....what do you do next?? Let her loose....this could be dangerous.

Probably sit around and think about it and then realize it is time to go back out for an afternoon hunt, so leave her again.....and the cycle continues???


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Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088566
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good questions... unfortunately these dudes here are getting missionary 2x per month. That's why they'd rather go sit in the woods and try to claim they are "real men".

the wife never met them at the door looking like Angelina Jolie. They wouldn't even know what to do with that.


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Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Goatkiller] #4088587
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Originally Posted by Goatkiller
good questions... unfortunately these dudes here are getting missionary 2x per month. That's why they'd rather go sit in the woods and try to claim they are "real men".

the wife never met them at the door looking like Angelina Jolie. They wouldn't even know what to do with that.


Goat's all over it


My wife insists on getting piped pretty much everyday. Every evening (and most mornings) I take her past the finish line 2-3(sometimes 4) times.....Aint no way I have ever thought to myself "I am so tired of hearing her scream my name during this ordeal...I would really rather be hunting"

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Goatkiller] #4088604
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Originally Posted by Goatkiller
good questions... unfortunately these dudes here are getting missionary 2x per month. That's why they'd rather go sit in the woods and try to claim they are "real men".

the wife never met them at the door looking like Angelina Jolie. They wouldn't even know what to do with that.


I’ve got videos on my phone that I could probably make decent money with on The Hub, no vanilla stuff in our house. Still would walk right by it to get to that gobbler.

Re: Typical Turkey Hunter! [Re: Andalusia] #4088607
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My counter theory as to why some of you choose women over turkeys is either

A: You suck at turkey hunting

Or

B: You haven’t been with enough women to realize that while it is fun, it’s not more fun than smashing beaks


I remember when I put that pink stuff on a pedestal back when I had a low body count 😂

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