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Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
#4080533
02/09/24 12:22 PM
02/09/24 12:22 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
bama_earl
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
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I mentioned in the alcohol post about how I see alcohol as a benefit to my marriage and my sex life. Irish chimed in with some support on my thoughts. So yesterday about 4:30, my wife text me, "You want to date me tonight?" I said yes!!
She came home and we got ready, went to Mexican and drank some tequila, then stopped by the local craft beer place on the way home. Just really had a nice time, talked about the kids and talked about the grandkids. Visited with some friends at the craft beer place, really nice.
And when I got home it was on like a chicken bone. And that's what I love, keeps my marriage fun and exciting. We have been married 25 years and now that the kids are gone we have the money and time to go out couple times a week.
I guess my question is, what do you "non-alcoholic people" do in your marriage that keeps it exciting for you in the bedroom? Takes your regular wife and turns her into Jenna Jameson.
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: bama_earl]
#4080535
02/09/24 12:24 PM
02/09/24 12:24 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,162
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,162
Northport, AL
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"everything I know about [bama_earl's] sex life, I've learned against my will...."
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: bama_earl]
#4080537
02/09/24 12:25 PM
02/09/24 12:25 PM
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 25,158
Guntersville, AL
IDOT
I am Cornholio
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I am Cornholio
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 25,158
Guntersville, AL
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I mentioned in the alcohol post about how I see alcohol as a benefit to my marriage and my sex life. Irish chimed in with some support on my thoughts. So yesterday about 4:30, my wife text me, "You want to date me tonight?" I said yes!!
She came home and we got ready, went to Mexican and drank some tequila, then stopped by the local craft beer place on the way home. Just really had a nice time, talked about the kids and talked about the grandkids. Visited with some friends at the craft beer place, really nice.
And when I got home it was on like a chicken bone. And that's what I love, keeps my marriage fun and exciting. We have been married 25 years and now that the kids are gone we have the money and time to go out couple times a week.
I guess my question is, what do you "non-alcoholic people" do in your marriage that keeps it exciting for you in the bedroom? Takes your regular wife and turns her into Jenna Jameson. All the same things you just mentioned, but without alcohol.
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: GomerPyle]
#4080539
02/09/24 12:27 PM
02/09/24 12:27 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
bama_earl
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
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"everything I know about [bama_earl's] sex life, I've learned against my will...."
haha!!
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: IDOT]
#4080540
02/09/24 12:29 PM
02/09/24 12:29 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
bama_earl
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
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I mentioned in the alcohol post about how I see alcohol as a benefit to my marriage and my sex life. Irish chimed in with some support on my thoughts. So yesterday about 4:30, my wife text me, "You want to date me tonight?" I said yes!!
She came home and we got ready, went to Mexican and drank some tequila, then stopped by the local craft beer place on the way home. Just really had a nice time, talked about the kids and talked about the grandkids. Visited with some friends at the craft beer place, really nice.
And when I got home it was on like a chicken bone. And that's what I love, keeps my marriage fun and exciting. We have been married 25 years and now that the kids are gone we have the money and time to go out couple times a week.
I guess my question is, what do you "non-alcoholic people" do in your marriage that keeps it exciting for you in the bedroom? Takes your regular wife and turns her into Jenna Jameson. All the same things you just mentioned, but without alcohol. I guess my issue is my wife will not do X, Y, Z without alcohol. If I was getting all the extras without it I do feel I would cut down on the "going out" part of my life.
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: bama_earl]
#4080542
02/09/24 12:30 PM
02/09/24 12:30 PM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 15,915
Elmore County
Frankie
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 15,915
Elmore County
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My girl friend just runs around naked . All it takes
She just has to run slow though .
Last edited by Frankie; 02/09/24 12:32 PM.
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: Frankie]
#4080548
02/09/24 12:32 PM
02/09/24 12:32 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,162
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,162
Northport, AL
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My girl friend just runs around naked . All it takes When they do it, they're being "sexy" or "flirty"...........but when I do it, I'm apparently being "weird"... 
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: bama_earl]
#4080551
02/09/24 12:33 PM
02/09/24 12:33 PM
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 42,176
UR 6
top cat
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 42,176
UR 6
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No wife. Too old to care about the other part
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: GomerPyle]
#4080555
02/09/24 12:36 PM
02/09/24 12:36 PM
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Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 10,339
Alabama
whack-n-stack
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 10,339
Alabama
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"everything I know about [bama_earl's] sex life, I've learned against my will...."
thats funny
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: Nightwatchman]
#4080560
02/09/24 12:40 PM
02/09/24 12:40 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
bama_earl
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
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I can have a few beers, she can have a few beers, doesn't matter, outcome is gonna be the same. We have sex just about every day. Sometimes twice a day in the morning before I go to work and when I get home. I try not to tell her no because I never know when it will be the last time I ever get to do it. You a lucky man! I am at about 3 times a week myself. And I am good with that, I can do 3 times a week at this point in life. Not complaining.
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: bama_earl]
#4080563
02/09/24 12:45 PM
02/09/24 12:45 PM
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Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,520
Tuscaloosa, AL
Nightwatchman
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 1,520
Tuscaloosa, AL
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I can have a few beers, she can have a few beers, doesn't matter, outcome is gonna be the same. We have sex just about every day. Sometimes twice a day in the morning before I go to work and when I get home. I try not to tell her no because I never know when it will be the last time I ever get to do it. You a lucky man! I am at about 3 times a week myself. And I am good with that, I can do 3 times a week at this point in life. Not complaining. Well she's now had 3 kids in 4 years so it was fun until its time to pay the piper there. Think I read an article the other day that says it costs somewhere in the ball park on average of $300k to raise a middle class child for 18 years....yay
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: bama_earl]
#4080566
02/09/24 12:49 PM
02/09/24 12:49 PM
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Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 3,834
Jasper
buckhunter2
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 3,834
Jasper
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If you ask chatGPT for a username on an aldeer, I bet it says bama_earl.
If you ask it for topics and responses to post on aldeer, I swear it would be the same as what the OP post.
Could this be an AI experiment on aldeer that we are all suffering through 🤔
You're only as good as your worst shot-
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Re: Alcohol Spin-Off - Marriage Sex
[Re: Buckwheat]
#4080591
02/09/24 01:32 PM
02/09/24 01:32 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
bama_earl
OP
8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 1,972
Alabama
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"Tequila makes her clothes fall off"!!! Exactly, and I am going to keep the tequila unless someone can tell me how to turn up these middle aged house wife's without it! Like does a good Hallmark movie do it or yall take them to Waffle House for them smothered hash browns? Give me these secret tips guys.. come on!!
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