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Re: Shat myself at work this morning
[Re: Jakethesnake]
#3924992
06/13/23 03:44 PM
06/13/23 03:44 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 14,320
ArmPit of the south
DeerNutz0U812_
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 14,320
ArmPit of the south
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Filled your boots up????  aaaayeeeee..... May ought to go see a dr....  reckon....
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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Re: Shat myself at work this morning
[Re: biglmbass]
#3925011
06/13/23 04:35 PM
06/13/23 04:35 PM
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Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 3,515
Mobile, AL
Pwyse
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 3,515
Mobile, AL
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I might not have told that one  . I had a near miss last week. Was all I could do to get off the beach & across the street back to the condo in time. Had there not been a toilet on the 1st floor I'd not have made it. Not idea what set off the bubble gut. It was so bad I contemplated how obvious it would have been to go in the ocean. It’s not that obvious. Don’t ask me how I know
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Re: Shat myself at work this morning
[Re: Paint Rock 00]
#3925012
06/13/23 04:36 PM
06/13/23 04:36 PM
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Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 9,664
BPI
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Aug 2013
Posts: 9,664
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What size boots and where are they asking for a member of this site. Post of the month right here
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Re: Shat myself at work this morning
[Re: jaderhold]
#3925037
06/13/23 05:17 PM
06/13/23 05:17 PM
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Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 5,804
Hoover, AL
M48scout
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Jan 2011
Posts: 5,804
Hoover, AL
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When I worked downtown in Birmingham, I would not poop in the work bathrooms. I would drive home, which is in Greystone to do my business. I never lost one race but I came close a few times. Had I not unbuckled my belt, I don’t think I would have made it. You got to identify you a last resort place at work.
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Re: Shat myself at work this morning
[Re: SC53]
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06/13/23 06:08 PM
06/13/23 06:08 PM
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Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,944
In a Van, down by the River
quailman
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 12,944
In a Van, down by the River
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I ain’t gonna say nothing.
As Jaw said, you always needs a “ backup” plan.
And as you age you will realize you cannot trust a fart. Yep! As you get older, that o-ring gets weaker.
Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.
My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
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Re: Shat myself at work this morning
[Re: GomerPyle]
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06/13/23 08:11 PM
06/13/23 08:11 PM
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Posts: 34,574
Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,574
Boxes Cove
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I don’t believe I’d have told that…
That's verbatim what my Grandmaw used to say, and certainly applies here.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Shat myself at work this morning
[Re: Jakethesnake]
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06/13/23 08:12 PM
06/13/23 08:12 PM
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Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 546
Columbus ms
Huntnwork
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4 point
Joined: Jan 2017
Posts: 546
Columbus ms
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Happens to the best of us. That’s why I keep a clean pair of boxers in the truck.
Workin for the man, huntin when I can.
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