Climbing up into the dozer at 630am this morning it hit me. No Porto pottie insight. Woods was too far away. I got my lunch box and started heading to my truck to find a place to squat. Dozen tri axle dump trucks looking at me, I couldn't just let it rip in the subdivision I'm building. I get halfway to my truck and the bottom falls out. I shucks myself y'all.

I shucks myself so bad it filled up both of my slip on boots. I ruined$300 worth of clothes. My entire ass and legs were soaked. Luckily I had a trench coat style rain coat in my tool box and used it to sit on and drove myself home. It hit me the entire drive home from behind Best Buy to south parkway. I pulled up into my yard, ran around back and let it rip again. I had to get my son to bring me a bar of soap and took a hose pipe shower in my backyard at 7am this morning then took another shower inside my house. I'm a fit healthy 41yr old guy. Idk what happened but I shucks myself really bad and it was a humbling experience. I'm back at work now. Threw away my $200 slip on boots, pants, socks boxers. Damn

I have heard of people having to do that and now I understand.

Anyone else have a funny story? 🤷😅😅🇺🇸🇺🇸

Oh My
That’s just too funny 😂

I think the time has come to add the “approval feature” to Aldeer where all posts have to be approved by an admin before they can be made public.

Following….

I’m crying here!!!!

Damn....

There is zero chance in that situation that I would’ve done it in my pants when there are perfectly good dump trucks nearby

Pick up some cherry juice on your way back......It'll help settle your stomach.........Thank me later.

So, you having Taco Bell for lunch?

lol

Wow

I might not have told that one .

I had a near miss last week. Was all I could do to get off the beach & across the street back to the condo in time. Had there not been a toilet on the 1st floor I'd not have made it. Not idea what set off the bubble gut. It was so bad I contemplated how obvious it would have been to go in the ocean.

I'm not sure people feel the need to tell everything that happens to them on the internet?

Thanks for the laugh. Italian got me one night. Made it all the way home to my front door but was not able to clinch the last 10 feet to the bathroom. So I feel your pain 😊

I have a new found respect for all the nurses, police and emergency personnel that have to deal with people that can't help themselves. That was an experience I will never forget. Life has a way of humbling us sometimes and it put things back into perspective for me. I'm very lucky to be healthy because that's an everyday thing for some people. Stinky Legs 😂😂

once i was 40’ up a pine tree deer hunting w/out a harness & totally buttoned up to the max in coveralls & a wool face mask & ripped a fart (hot air rises!) that nearly knocked me out of the tree!!! 💩 learnt not to eat chili before a cold morning hunt again

as my brother used to say - “that one went THRU the turd instead of around it!” 😜😃

Brent needs to tell his story about being at the ballpark after having his gall bladder removed. 😆

I did once as a kid at a pop Warner football practice. I told the coach I had to go, and as coaches would do before the world got soft he told me I had to wait until the next water break. So I’m playing TE and go out for a pass and have to reach above my head to make the catch. As I’m bringing the ball down I get a shoulder pad right in my stomach. There was no stopping it even if I wanted to. Coach let me leave practice after that.